Adequate web design by Julio Quetzal

Once widely regarded as the second greatest web coder in the whole of Antigua Guatemala, I slipped down the list after cavorting with cherry red automobiles at an ultramarine bicycle convention, kissing a glowing Macaroni Penguin bride on the northern shores of South Sudan, and tap dancing to the sound of the rings of Saturn played on a colossal golden gramophone.

Now I just want to quietly make little things looks nice. And write less code. And drop less acid.